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MISSION:
IMPOSSIBLE – THE FINAL RECKONING
A Review by
Alexander Hall – ‘The Parade Movie Guy’
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‘MISSION ACCOMPLISHED’
The most
recent 007 movie betrayed the entire Bond franchise by killing off James Bond. And the last Indiana Jones film concluded
with Indy being punched in the face by his goddaughter. Whereas MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE - THE FINAL
RECKONING, or MISSION 8 for short, ends the ‘Tom Cruise Era’ of missions
appropriately. They got it right! Fan loyalty was clearly the directive!
All threads
come together nicely, not just as a strong rewarding conclusion to the previous
movie, MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE – DEAD RECKONING (Part I), but for the entire
series. Lovers of all the MISSION movies
will also be pleasantly raised-up by how creatively and emotionally MISSION 8
links most of all to MISSION 1. There is
a fantastic convergence of legacy story threads in play, thus making MISSION 8
less predictable than it might have been.
Hats off, or should it be ‘masks off’, to Tom Cruise and writer/director,
Christopher McQuarrie, for ending this phase of missions boldly and memorably.
At the start
of MISSION 8, things pick up where they left off in MISSION 7. Ethan Hunt (Tom Cruise) must stop ‘The
Entity’, a ‘super rogue AI’, that is gradually taking control of all the world’s
nuclear launch programs. Aiming to
control The Entity is human, Gabriel, the rollover villain from MISSION 7,
charmingly and slyly played by Esai Morales.
In brief, Hunt, and his crew set-out to defeat The Entity via manipulating
Gabriel in a complex but followable chess match of tactics, all aiming to save
the world from AI destruction and enslavement.
Much of the
first-third of MISSION 8 sets-up the second and third acts in a slightly
drawn-out manner, overusing ‘flashbacks’ and ‘flash forwards’. However, the mid-section, takes a more fluid pulsating
hold, involving Ethan Hunt sneaking into a sunken Russian nuclear submarine to
retrieve the original ‘source code’ needed as part of The Entity’s downfall. Gripping and enthralling, this sequence reaches
a filmmaking standard at the level of James Cameron with AVATAR 2. How Cruise’s crew produced the submarine gag
is mind-boggling! As a bonus, MISSION
8’s final section does not disappoint, escalating with numerous ‘ticking clocks
of danger’, leading to the grand conclusion.
Regrettably missing
from MISSION 8 is the glitz and sexiness personified by the likes of actresses,
Maggie Q and Paula Patton, in the earlier MISSION movies. Part of that allure were the cocktail parties
with leggy heroines in slitted skirts and heels beating up bad guys. But, unfortunately, we now live in more
introverted cinematic times. Everyone in
MISSION 8 appears to be dressed constantly like matching combat soldiers which
becomes boringly androgynous. A more
festive ending with Ethan Hunt and his team partying rejoicingly in swimsuits on
an island beach would have added a needed dash of flamboyance, but maybe next
time.
Nicholas
Barber’s BBC review for MISSION 8 stated that the film was the “feel-bad film
of the summer”, but perhaps this is unfair, even though events throughout the
story are consistently sombre. Realistically
though, important current events are addressed, such as the threat of ‘radical
AI’ taking control, brainwashing generations, and the nuclear threat that is worryingly
more in the news these days. So, Cruise
and his team clearly decided to back-up the more serious tone of the final movie
by limiting the ‘comic book’ components that had surfaced in the past. Think about it, how many times can Ethan Hunt
survive a catastrophic car chase without even a bruise or neck whiplash?
All-in-all
MISSION 8 follows a daring path, saying something unexpected, rather than just
existing for the sake of making more money.
Sadly, the world is not the place it was when MISSION 1 came out in happier
1996 – the time of Euro ’96 football, Mr Blobby, and the Spice Girls.
What’s next
for the MISSION movies? Well, Tom Cruise
has expressed in red carpet interviews that ‘THE FINAL RECKOINING means
final’. More than likely, this means
‘final for this format’. All of
Hollywood and the global movie industry will be shocked if Cruise does not come
back for more missions, even if it is just as ‘the voice’ on the ‘mission
message’ at the start of each story – “Your mission, should you choose to
accept it…” etc. Either way, TOP GUN 3
will come first, so we have much to look forward to in the career of the ‘million-dollar
smile kid’ known as Tom Cruise…
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THE RETURN
Directed by
Uberto Pasolini
A Review by
Alexander Hall – ‘The Parade Movie Guy’
*****
A RIVETTING
AUTHENTIC ODYSSEY TO LIVE FOR!
In an age of
over-hyped bloated Oscar-nominated movies, such as THE BRUTALIST and
OPPENHEIMER, it is refreshing to view a historical period drama with a more
streamlined point-to-point narrative while being fully effective. THE RETURN is indeed a return to quality authentic
filmmaking of ‘story’ over ‘visual indulgence’.
It reminds us of the golden era of British and European cinema of the
1980s. Those who have seen A ROOM WITH A
VIEW, HOPE AND GLORY, CINEMA PARADISO, or JEAN DE FLORETTE will fully
understand this comparison.
And what
better material to draw from than Homer’s epic classic poem, THE ODYSSEY. Here, in THE RETURN, we are treated to witnessing
the mythic warrior, ‘Odysseus’, who fought in the lengthy ‘Trojan War’
(containing the infamous ‘Horse of Troy’), concluding around 1180 BC, finally
arriving back home. On the island of
Ithaca, Odysseus’s former castle abode is now under siege. Conniving greedy suitors are all after the
hand of Odysseus’s influential wife, Queen Penelope. Evading re-marrying through a degree of
trickery, she still hopes for her husband’s return.
However,
Odysseus is not the man he once was, now emotionally scarred by war and his own
misgivings. Initially, out of fear, he
is unable to make his ‘identity’ known to his wife and son, Telemachus, who was
too young to remember his father before he sailed for Troy. But what eventually unfolds, as Odysseus
tiptoes through the stages of revealing himself, is a truly gripping tale of post-war
self-resurrection on his part.
What is also
compelling about THE RETURN, drawn directly from THE ODYSSEY, is how it is the wise,
worn, veteran, Odysseus, who has the ability to re-claim his throne, not the
supposed younger, sharper upstarts.
Experience over ambition is ultimately the greatest weapon! For fans of THE ODYSSEY, the ending in the
new film with Odysseus’s brutal redemptive ‘attack on the suitors’ is no
disappointment!
Ralph
Fiennes, coming off the back of hit, CONCLAVE (2024), plays Odysseus with hypnotic,
restrained calm and coolness. Gradually,
he unleashes his inner menace in riveting manner. Credit to Fiennes and his fitness team for
the esteemed actor’s physical muscular transformation thanks to hours in the
gym matched with a strict influential diet, no doubt. Odysseus is now more ‘Rambo’ than Homer could
ever have imagined!
Juliette
Binoche, as Queen Penelope, is also completely in control of her performance. The seasoned star conjures the right balance of
worry, trepidation, and patience needed to chart the path of her character’s
difficult emotional journey. It is nice to
see the well-matched Fiennes and Binoche back on-screen together for the first
time since THE ENGLISH PATIENT back in 1996.
Adding to
the striking visuals and tone of THE RETURN are the spectacular organic Italian
and Greek exterior locations. Every
frame on camera oozes with ‘under your fingernails’ grit of how the world must
have truly felt back in ancient times. This
is real filmmaking, on location, braving the elements, in foreign lands, not forged
within the walls of a comfy London ‘greenscreen stage’.
Also riveting
throughout THE RETURN is music composer, Rachel Portman’s, form-fitting score. Listening to the film’s main track playing
solo over the end credits is highly recommended, rather than making the usual
bolt to the exit doors.
At the helm
of THE RETURN, as director, also one of the writers and producers, is
Italian-born London-based, Uberto Pasolini.
Having begun his own odyssey under the wing of legendary British
producer, David Putnam (CHARIOTS OF FIRE), back in the late 1980s, Pasolini has
been involved in several prestigious projects over the years (directing three
previous films). For one thing, he
produced the global smash, BAFTA-winner, THE FULL MONTY (1997). Now, all the hard work and experience has
paid off for Pasolini. Hats off to him!
With those
involved in making THE RETURN, one’s hope was for a high standard film, but
what has made port is a production that goes beyond that. Perhaps simply starting with a great story and
a good script is the secret…
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SNOW WHITE
A Review by
Alexander Hall – ‘The Parade Movie Guy’
‘NOT AS MUCH
OF A WHITEWASH AS EXPECTED!’
Sadly, for
the past couple of years, since production began, Disney’s new SNOW WHITE has drawn
a weight of negative attention. More
concerns than a poisoned apple! Gossip
aside, taking the movie at face value, SNOW WHITE is not an outright
disappointment. In fact, in some ways,
it is a fun and frolicky adventure fairy tale that youngsters will enjoy!
Much of the general
SNOW WHITE storyline that we all know is in place: Snow White becomes the envy
of her stepmother, the Evil Queen, forced to flee deep into the woods where she
discovers ‘seven dwarfs’ (though never referenced as dwarfs) who help her on a
path to salvation. Snow White herself has
some uplifting interactions with the dwarfs and the forest’s furry animal
residents. She hits some high notes with
new and classic songs alike. And the
dwarfs singing their expanded ‘Heigh-Ho’ anthem deep in the mines is an
entertaining highlight. Overall, SNOW
WHITE is artistically polished and produced…in a quirky pantomime-like manner.
What lets
down SNOW WHITE is an obvious misconceived set of creative choices. Rachel Zegler, who plays Snow White, is clearly
a talented performer, seen at her exotic best in Steven Spielberg’s WEST SIDE
STORY (2021). However, it feels like the
movie’s writer and director could not decide (no doubt pulled in different
directions by ‘politically correct’ pressure and obligations) to make Snow
White either a cute damsel in distress saved by the dwarfs and a Prince, or a
tough modern loner warrior chick. So,
she sort of ends up stuck in the middle, marooned in mismanaged potential.
In fact, in
this new incarnation, Snow White is not saved with a kiss by her Prince…but by
an earthy male ‘forest bandit’ who she then drops after the finale. Her priorities are evidently modern…but not
warm and fully embracing for audiences.
Perhaps the
most notable head shaker is the absence of the seven dwarfs in SNOW WHITE’s
title, especially as the movie is based mostly on the original Walt Disney
animated masterpiece SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS of 1937. Additionally, the dwarfs really only appear in
the movie as mid-section comic relief, not having a key role as expected. There is no epic exciting finale chase, like
in the animated movie, with the dwarfs chasing the Evil Queen up a mountain to
her death. No, it is Snow White who
confronts the Evil Queen, defeating her with a barrage of ‘wordy social justice
statements’ instead. Clearly the narrative
aim was to not have Snow White outdone – only she can be the heroine.
Another
issue is how the dwarfs were brought to life via computer animation, not played
by accomplished genuine dwarf actors.
Seeing as every other human character in SNOW WHITE is played by a human
it seems an odd mismatch. Again, a sign
of the film’s creative voices’ conflictions.
The thinking must have been to avoid ‘offensively’ casting dwarfs to
play dwarfs instead replacing them with stylized computer renditions – by this
way avoiding calling them dwarfs. All
this unnecessary social micro-management could have easily been avoided – just tell
the story as it is known well!
In addition,
star Rachel Zegler unwisely decided to support SNOW WHITE’s production and
marketing by mocking the quaintness of the original animated movie. And she slung abrasive ‘personal political
statements’ online, rather than having Disney’s economic needs at heart. SNOW WHITE’s low global box-office was no
doubt affected by all these accumulated polarizing influences.
As said,
nit-picking and rotten apples left at the door, SNOW WHITE achieves its goal
and purpose of providing a couple of hours of worthy escapism. Just don’t feel too bewildered when the
finale illustration of Snow White appearing in the signature ‘closing storybook’
shows her standing victoriously proudly alone.
Nowhere in sight is a Prince, forest bandit, dwarf, boyfriend, husband,
family, or children. Was the need for
being so modernly independent really worth it in the end?
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A MINECRAFT
MOVIE
A Review by
Alexander Hall – ‘The Parade Movie Guy’
****
MINECRAFT
MANIA PACKS A PUNCH!
Upon reading
this review, A MINECRAFT MOVIE has already become the biggest grossing movie worldwide
of 2025 in less than two weeks of release.
Plus, claimed the largest ever ‘Saturday’ and ‘Sunday’ USA opening for
its studio, Warner Bros. Pictures – bigger than BARBIE and any BATMAN
movie. ‘Minecraft Mania’ is huge!
Over the
past year, chats amongst the movie and gaming communities were whether A
MINECRAFT MOVIE could live up to the expectations of hailing from the ‘highest
selling video game in world history’ (first released in 2011). Plus, reactions to the movie’s initial ‘teaser
trailer’, sprung at the end of 2024, had many cringing at the sight of hyper Jack
Black as ‘Steve’, the beloved central everyman ‘miner’ character from the
original game. Plus, many shuddered upon
seeing former BAYWATCH: HAWAII hunk, Jason Momoa, appear with a funky haircut, wearing
a pink jacket!
Memories of
other computer game/comic book/toy flops also came to mind – SUPER MARIO
BROTHERS (1993), HOWARD THE DUCK (1986), and MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE (1987). Would A MINECRAFT MOVIE join the ranks of these
well-known duds? Was this going to be
the next titanic stinker like THE MARVELS (2023)? Was potential doom on the cards for its cast?
The answer
to all these questions…is a big boisterous booming NO!
A MINECRAFT
MOVIE is a sensational smash hit, knocking the block off all negative
assumptions. Firstly, the box-office
numbers speak for themselves. And,
somewhat surprisingly, all the cast bring their A-Game of self-confidence
performing inside a crazy make-believe world.
Jack Black is never better as the sugar-rushed Steve. Momoa stuns in a career-defining ‘out-there’
performance. And sidekick, actress Danielle
Brooks, plus the kids, Sebastian Eugene Hanson and Emma Myers, are all charmingly
excellent.
For lovers
of 1980s cinema, elements of WAR GAMES (1983), TRON (1982), THE GOONIES (1985),
come into play within A MINECRAFT MOVIE.
This is not an unofficial homage to these childhood favourites, but the new
film totally re-captures the essence of the ‘can do’ ‘win-win’ ‘must-do’
mentality of the 80s. It is back! And greatly needed in modern self-absorbed
downbeat 2025.
But what is key
is that A MINECRAFT MOVIE stays loyal to the fun and fantastic creative nature
and emphasis of the game. Warner Bros.
and their producing partner, Legendary Entertainment, had the ‘fans first’ in
mind, rewarding them with a chalice to cherish.
This is no woke catastrophe like SNOW WHITE (the seven dwarfs oddly not
mentioned in the title). A MINECRAFT
MOVIE successfully focuses on simple, sometimes thinly rendered, but important
themes of friendship, the need for fair healthy creative expression, self-redemption,
and simply being cool without guilt. Everyone
works together in the movie, regardless of age, gender, or appearance – they
are all in it together!
At numerous
screenings for A MINECRAFT MOVIE in the USA, teen gamers in attendance have
routinely been quoting aloud lines from the movie drawn from the original Minecraft
game. Popcorn wars have broken out to
celebrate the event. In Utah, honouring
the famous “chicken jockey” line, one guy brought a ‘real live chicken’ into a screening’!
This is a
moment – a movement of gamers and a specific demographic, male and female,
coming together to appreciate their childhood inspiration! A joyous occasion uniting kids back into
cinemas after the imperial social absurdities of the past five years.
Most
impressively, A MINECRAFT MOVIE is utterly believable. This is thanks to its brilliantly designed
and realized organic sets and computer-generated environments. Credit to the film’s American director, Jared
Hess, known for quirky comedies (NAPOLEON DYNAMITE). With immense self-assurance and creative
flair, he handles it all brilliantly.
The project was
mostly filmed at Auckland Film Studios, New Zealand, and local locations – former
home to Peter Jackson’s LORD OF THE RINGS films, plus currently for James Cameron’s
upcoming AVATAR sequels – proving how in some capacities Hollywood has left
Hollywood.
If you are wondering
what the actual story is for A MINECRAFT MOVIE, well, that would be a shame to
give away as a spoiler. In the end it is
a game. And must be experienced to fully
understand and absorb the effect of the outpouring of ideas, inspiration, and
love from the movie. The answer is to
clearly be part of ‘Minecraft Mania’ yourself.
To miss out is to miss being part of history…
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FLOW
Animated
Adventure
A Review by
Alexander Hall – ‘The Parade Movie Guy’
CAPTIVATING
FOR ITS SHEER ORIGINALITY AND SIMPLICITY!
With FLOW
winning the Best Animated Feature at this year’s 2025 Oscars’ ceremony in
Hollywood, that alone signifies the legitimate and deserved recognition that this
unusual project is receiving. And a trustworthy
reason for seeing the film! Plus, for
fans of animation across the board, FLOW is a must-see addition to one’s
viewing resume of all styles in this exciting always evolving medium.
Clearly, FLOW
is not the standard ‘animal animated adventure’ done brilliantly in the past by
‘vintage’ Walt Disney, Pixar Animation, and Dreamworks Animation, to name but a
few. Here, there are no cutesy animals
chatting and joking. These instead perform
imaginative yet more human actions, such as ‘Kung Fu Panda’ fighting off his
enemies – CHOP-POW!
FLOW is more
a semi-documentary-style tale about a group of animals. A cat, a golden retriever dog, a capybara
(large rodent), a lemur, and a secretary bird unite on an unmanned ‘ark’ sailboat
in order to prevail during a global biblical-scale flood. Survival and working together, despite one’s
differences, is the broad theme and purpose of the storyline. Plus, standing up for each other, even when
one’s own ‘breed’ acts in a threatening manner.
Though all admirable themes, keep in mind that this is as broad as the
movie goes. Simple to say the least,
though the plot is not without merit.
In addition,
the animation style of FLOW is far from the sharp slick computer-generated
style of 2023’s mega-hit THE SUPER MARIO BROS. MOVIE. Nor is this the crossbreed of traditional hand-drawn-style
2D and 3D CG animation used in the sensational PUSS IN BOOTS: THE LAST WISH
(2022). FLOW, which also stars a cat, who
only speaks in ’mews’ and ‘whines’ (no PUSS IN BOOTS one-liners here), has been
fashioned with 3D animation that is not always ‘fully rendered’, thus creating
a distinctly layered unfinished organic quality to the characters and
environments.
While
children will likely find the artistically conjured world of FLOW captivating, adults
potentially will also respond to the more mature themes and realities on
display. Uncertainty, environmental
dangers, and destroyed economic infrastructure are all in play. These are not necessarily comforting themes
to digest, but important ones.
However, one
of the hopeful effects of FLOW’s distinctive style is that it will impress on cinemagoing
children to ‘concentrate and analyse’ the storyline better than they might in a
more festive commercial ‘popcorn’ animated yarn. A lesson in the importance and benefits of
having to fully focus is not a bad trait, rather than be governed by constant
hype. Or lazy distractions such as
endlessly glancing at a smartphone for a fix.
For the
animation movie industry, it is inspiring to see the likes of FLOW coming out
of territories other than the dominant Hollywood. In this case, an ambitious small creative
team spread across Latvia, Belgium and France is responsible for FLOW, spending
an impressively low 3.5 million Euros on the budget, making more than $36
million worldwide so far. Not a bad
take-home, hopefully opening the door for more similar projects to come, though
unlikely FLOW itself with have a sequel…or a toyline!
Coincidentally,
FLOW shares the recent era of impressive, animated movies with the excellent
THE WILD ROBOT, costing $78 million, made by Dreamworks Animation. Both have storylines revolving around how
animals respond to environmental dangers caused by either nature, humans, or
technology. All valid educational points
worth making in a balanced manner.
To think
that Walt Disney’s breakthrough animated feature SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN
DWARFS came out in 1937, almost 90 years ago, it is comforting to know that with
FLOW, the animation medium is continuing to break new ground not just sailing
the same seas over and over again…
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SEPTEMBER 5
A Review by Alexander Hall – ‘The Parade Movie Guy’
*****
CLOSELY BEHIND DUNE: PART II AS BEST MOVIE OF 2024
The XX Olympiad, otherwise known as the Munich 1972 Summer Olympic Games, are infamously marked as a tragic event. ‘Black September’ terrorists ambushed members of the ‘Israeli Olympic Team’ inside the Olympic village, later taking several hostages to a nearby airport, killing nine athletes, a trainer, and a referee during the brutal nightmare. The sport’s television crew of the American news network, ABC, in Munich, covered the story for the world, seen by over 900 million people.
SEPTEMBER 5 tells the extraordinary story of how the TV sport’s crew, not a proven ‘news team’, were unexpectedly drawn into this terrifying situation. There were two aims. The crew wanted to show the global viewers directly how the Israelis were suffering, but also some had a desire for acclaim. An intriguing conflict of ‘moral conscience’ and ‘opportunity seeking’ is at the heart of this horrific episode. Most captivating is witnessing how the TV crew ingeniously utilised their primitive studio technology, by today’s standards, to capture the shocking events at hand. It is compelling insight into how, even in times of terror and grief, human beings can hurdle tough challenges and succeed.
Without question, SEPTEMBER 5 is easily one of the best movies of 2024, closely behind DUNE: PART TWO and KINGDOM OF THE PLANET OF THE APES. Interlopers and over-hyped monstrosities such as THE BRUTALIST and EMILIA PEREZ, come nowhere near. Whereas SEPTEMBER 5 draws the audience along with a clear streamlined compelling insightful narrative, other so-called recent movie masterpieces fail miserably while being shockingly praised.
Thankfully, SEPTEMBER 5 also gets ‘back to basics’, by telling its story in real time, not being annoyingly too clever for its own good using flashbacks and too many plot threads that tend to choke many movies these days. Looking back at last year’s Best Picture Oscar winner, OPPENHEIMER, which was far too long, bloated, and stylistically stale, SEPTEMBER 5 puts Christopher Nolan to shame.
Swiss Director, Tim Fehlbaum, at the helm of SEPTEMBER 5, unquestionably has his own unique filmmaking style which makes him a standout. He is above the current crowd, particularly those in Oscar contention. However, Fehlbaum’s imaginative and artistic quilt-like approach to connecting shots and scenes, not just relying on random camera footage pieced together predictably in the editing room, reminds one of the legendary director Steven Spielberg’s brand of efficient imaginative direction.
Coincidentally, Spielberg’s own excellent MUNICH (2005), an earlier rendition of the Munich Games attack that focused on the secret Israeli hit squad who hunted down the Black September masterminds, firmly feels like a close ancestor to SEPTEMBER 5 in style and execution. One is not sure if this was an intention of Director Fehlbaum. If so, he fills Spielberg’s shoes better than most in the movie game right now.
Casting across the board is fantastic and feels authentic on camera. American, Peter Sarsgaard, as Roone Arledge, who ran the ABC Sports operation in Munich, usually plays slippery characters memorably. Here he has never felt more suited to the role. British Actor, Ben Chaplin, is the Jewish American sports journalist, Marvin Bader (later to become a titan of ABC Sports Olympic coverage). He supervises the decision making inside the traumatized yet focused Munich sport’s studio. Chaplin, no relation to Charlie, brilliantly inhabits the role with gravitas and chameleon-like qualities.
A standout is German Actress, Leonie Benesch, the initially timid translator who was the glue between the English-speaking TV sport’s crew and the German crews, news and police, at ground zero of the Munich massacre. Her presence is nicely handled. It intriguingly shows the challenges for a skilled woman inside a competitive all-male TV crew of the 1970s, without bashing viewers on the head with a cliched ‘feminist’ plot thread.
To think that SEPTEMBER 5 has been overlooked in the both the Oscar Best Picture, Best Director, Best Actor and Actress Nominations (while WICKED was), and more shockingly no Editing or Cinematography nod, is a disgrace. More for the reason that lesser but more over-hyped work containing ‘trendier themes’ have filled the spots. Regardless, the educational, while also highly entertaining, SEPTEMBER 5 is a must-see movie for these reasons and all the above…
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CAPTAIN
AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD
A Review by
Alexander Hall – ‘The Parade Movie Guy’
‘A RED HULK
WORTH WAITING FOR!’
If you are a
fan of MARVEL superhero movies, seeking an escape for a couple of hours to
enjoy big-screen simplistic popcorn entertainment, then CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE
NEW WORLD is the movie for you.
This is not breakthrough
high standard storytelling or filmmaking, rather more the synthetic generic
style of the ‘last’ MARVEL superhero movie – whatever it was! Nor is it of the exemplary quality of earlier
MARVEL adventures from their ‘Phase 1’ era, such as IRON MAN (2008), THOR
(2011) and the first CAPTAIN AMERICA movie in 2011. But on a basic level, there are enough cheap
thrills in the new movie to keep one from leaving the cinema mid-way.
In all great
adventure movies, an impactful hero is needed, played by a charismatic actor or
actress. Here, Anthony Mackie is ‘Captain
America’, having inherited the identity, responsibilities, superhero suit, and most
importantly ‘vibranium shield’ from former original ‘Cap’, Steve Rogers. This took place in the earlier smash-hit, AVENGERS:
ENDGAME (2019). Though Mackie exudes
some charm, he generally feels like he only inhabits his limited screen space. He does not fully connect with the audience. The impressionistic skills of someone like
Robert Downey Jr. or Eddie Murphy are just not quite there.
Opposite
Mackie, also receiving top billing, is legendary actor, Harrison Ford. He plays gruff, but in charge, ‘President Thaddeus
Ross’, formerly ‘General Ross’. Ford
replaces the late great William Hurt who appeared as Ross in several earlier
MARVEL movies. As expected, thankfully,
Ford brings a degree of needed gravitas and catchphrase ‘smirks’ to the story,
even though he is a degree shaky on his feet at times. But full kudos to Ford for his determination
to keep rewarding audiences with performances at the ripe age of 82.
The
much-teased pay-off at the end of CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD, when President
Ross finally mightily turns into the iconic rampaging ‘Red Hulk’, is definitely
worth sitting around for. Nothing beats
a good old ‘Hulk slam’! Ford rarely
plays aliens or mutant beings, so seeing him transform into this type of persona
is fun.
However, the
supporting cast around Mackie and Ford are barely worth mentioning, but for
veteran, Carl Lumbly (anyone remember the TV show CAGNEY & LACEY?), as
reformed former ‘super-soldier’, Isaiah Bradley. Who cast this movie is the big question? Much of the supporting cast feel miscast or
flat or exuding a lack of acting chops or both.
If you look back at the original SUPERMAN from 1978, every single main
part, small part, bit part was carefully chosen with thought and finesse. Hollywood is definitely losing its grasp of
the phrase, “it’s all in the details”.
The
storyline for CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD is somewhat hard to retell, due
to its patchy framework: The President of the United States is targeted by a secret
villainous mastermind to make him angry, thus turning him into the Red Hulk as
a form of vengefully discrediting him. And
Captain America must stop The President from harm and harming others. Is that a Plot? Probably the best solution is to not try and
figure it all out but just enjoy the movie for what it is, munching on snacks
and sipping sodas as a distraction to the confusion.
In the
post-credit’s scene of CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD, we are teased with the
revelation that ‘another’ alien from outer space will soon attack Earth in a further
sequel. How many times cans this type of
storyline be regurgitated? Worth
considering is that new inspired MARVEL Studios leadership is surely needed, enlisting
fresh new writers outside Hollywood conventions. This could allow things to be reinvigorated, rather
than beating the same drum over and over…
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OSCAR
WATCH REVIEW
THE
BRUTALIST
A Review by
Alexander Hall – ‘The Parade Movie Guy’
A BRUTAL
EXPERIENCE!
Watching THE
BRUTALIST, one is not sure if the ‘Title’ refers to the subject matter of the
movie or the ‘nature’ of the experience watching this overrated unpleasant piece.
While THE
BRUTALIST’s subject matter is indeed significant and compelling, the manner of
filmmaking used to tell this tale is laborious, fatiguing, and vulgar. For a simple storyline about a
Hungarian-Jewish survivor of the Holocaust, Laszlo Toht, a brilliant Brutalist architect,
who comes to America in the early 1950s seeking new golden opportunities, it
could not have been made to exude a sense of failure any more explicitly.
Right from
the start, THE BRUTALIST has a drawn-out tedious opening ‘oner’ shot that sets
the stage for indulgent bloated uneconomic Storytelling ahead. Multiple scenes, including a lengthy seated
monologue by superb veteran actor, Guy Pierce, drag along beyond any manageable
attention span. The bewildering dialogue
hardly relates to the core storyline.
Not to
mention that the entire plot of THE BRUTALIST is deceptive. Laszlo Toht’s story gives the illusion that
it is fully factual but is in fact utterly fabricated based on similar figures
in history. Okay, FORREST GUMP was
fiction too, but in THE BRUTALIST, we are intentionally tricked into feeling
sympathy for Toht because history was unkind to him due to his heritage. Yet not only does Toht cheat on his wife with
a prostitute when first arriving in New York but is also a heroin addict (okay,
he hurt his nose), at one point injecting his wife with the narcotic before
making love to her (a form of unofficial rape).
What destructive traits to rally behind as disguised history!
When one
thinks back to earlier movies depicting great ‘visionaries’ or ‘entrepreneurs’ set
during the golden 20th Century of opportunity in the USA’, such as
THE AVIATOR (Howard Hughes) or TUCKER: THE MAN AND HIS DREAM (Preston Tucker),
or the more recent excellent MAESTRO (Leonard Bernstein), THE BRUTALIST manages
to inspire almost ‘zero’ empathy for the main character. Toht’s sense of achievements is nowhere to be
seen. What was the benefit of him building
a stone chapel on a hill that no one used?
Puzzling questions like this riddle the movie.
Once the ‘Interval’
for THE BRUTALIST takes place around the one-hundred-minute mark, the remaining
time is virtually unwatchable, containing one unpleasant scene after
another. One moment depicts an undefined
rape between two men. Why was there an
impulse to show, let alone tell, this type of narrative? Who came up with this filth? Again, is this propaganda supposed to signify allegorically
the rape of immigrants in America, when so many have come and prospered
in extraordinary ways?
Shockingly,
just last week, THE BRUTALIST won the Best Director prize at the British BAFTA
Awards, beating the incredible DUNE: PART TWO and the highly polished CONCLAVE. The superb SEPTEMBER 5 was not even included in
the Best Picture nominations. The extraordinary
KINGDOM OF THE PLANET OF THE APES was nowhere to be seen in a single major
category! Was this all just a voting
tabulation error?
Two years
ago, the Academy gave the Best Picture Oscar to perhaps the worst movie EVER to
win the award – the monstrous and mauling EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT
ONCE. It is likely that the trend of
recognising overrated and over-hyped lesser work will continue this year, when
true cinematic masterpieces that break new ground will be overlooked. THE BRUTALIST might well win the big prize. When hype surpasses substance art forms fail.
Reflecting back
forty years to 1984, the staggering and unforgettable, AMADEUS, about the life
of the brilliant musical composer, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, won Best Picture
and Best Director at the Oscars. Now, the
quality of many of the supposed ‘must-see’ prestige movies is woefully pale in
comparison. However, genuine outstanding
movies are out there to champion when common sense returns…